Episode 1: Wacky High

Well, here we go! Enjoy the first ever episode of "Wackyland!"

Episode 1: Pilot

"Ok, class, thats all for today, time for lunch," mrs Krappapel said, as the bell went for lunch, signalling the end of class. Nobody waited to hear the end of it. Only one person was still sitting at her desk, daydreaming. Mrs Krappapel sat back down and got out a cigarette. Now was the perfect time for a smoke.
"Rose-chan, are you daydreaming for the end of class again? It's time for lunch, lets go!" It was Alice-chan, trying to get Rosechan out of her dazing.
"Huh? Oh, what?" Rosechan suddenly said startled. "Time for lunch? Lets go, Scrabbly Sista!"
The two were off along Wacky High's corridors, nearly everyone had bolted off to the lunch room.
"I like Wacky High, its such a scrabbly school!" said Alicechan.
"Me too! This system is like, so scrabbly, man!" replied Rosechan. They were only a few steps from the Wacky Cafeteria, when an announcement came on.
"Could miss Alicechan come to the music room please? Miss Sammy wants to speak to you."
"I wonder what she wants to see me for? Id better go and see."
"Shall i wait for you here?"
"No, thats ok, why dont you go over to the cafeteria, and reserve the Scrabbly table!"
"Gotcha. See you in a bit!"
"Scrabbly!"
When Rosechan got to the cafeteria, it wasnt, to her surprise, as full as she though it would be. Then she noticed that a lot of the kids were outside in the playground. What does a girl have to do to get served around here? She thought, as she waited by the counter to pay for her lunch.
Suddenly, a funny skinny tall guy appeared, out of nowhere, at the till.
"Hi there! Its me, Skinny Al, your lunch Pal! I'm here to take your order."
"Well, its about time," thought Rosechan, rolling her eyes but amused all the same.
"Hi Rosechan!" It was Alicechan, back from miss Sammys.
"The lunch is good today, chow mein!" said Alicechan.
"Yeah, Wacky High lunches are always Wacky, packed with Wacky vitamins and goodness! Hey look, theres Lisa Simpson! Hey Lisa! Come sit with us!"
"Hi girls! Nice to see you! said Lisa Simpson, coming over to the "Scrabbly Table." In a far end of the cafeteria, Dujy and her gang were sitting, discussing fashion and night clubbing.
The three girls had a pleasant lunch, their chatter and laughter mixing in with the hubbub of the cafeteria. Pleasant, that is, until Vic, the school jock, game up to their table.
"Hey girls, how would you like me to rock your world?" he asked using his best best chat up line. "Oh Vic..that is like, so...last decade!"said Rosechan, clearly bored. His coolness wouldn never fool her again. Unperturbed, Vic walked over to Dujy's table, where the girls were just getting up and ready to leave.
"Hey gorgeous, you free tonight?" he asked Dujy
"Yeuch, i dont think so!"said Dujy. "Id rather kill myself! Why not go and play with the Scrabbly Baby Sistas? You guys are much better suited," she added, leaving Vic standing and smirking at the Scrabbly Table.
"Poor Vic," though Alicechan.
"You actually feel sorry for that jerk? Youre too kind Alice-chan."
"Well, yes i guess i do," said Alice-chan. "About this little!" she said, holding her fingers about half a centimetre away. The girls burst out laughing.
"Heh, Vic," Uh oh. Beavis and Butthead had entered the cafeteria. "Whats up Vic? heh heh."
"Hi guys," said Vic in a hurt voice. "You guys wanna come round my place tonight? We can watch heavy metal vids and Babes."
"Heh, cool!" Beavis and Butthead and Vic walked out of the cafeteria.

Lunch was just about coming to a close, and Rosechan and Alicechan were looking forward to their lesson with Huang Dianie, their super-favourite teacher. Suddenly, without warning...
"And now, for my latest invention! i have createdn a super-duper cream dispenser, ha ha ha!!"
Everyone looked to the door, where they saw Mandark, Dexter's sworn enemy, stanind with a starnge contraption.
"This is my coolest new...."he got no further, because just then the huge canister of cream had gone out of control and exploded in the cafeteria, covering everyone with cream.
"Run for it!"

The girls had managed to escape the cream dispenser and were in the ladies room, washing up. As soon as they stepped out, they saw Manuelie coming towards them.
"HMPF!Alicechan, remember the Manuelie joke?"grinned Rosechan.
"You mean the one "where i went to look for Manuelie and out popped a man?"Both girls burst out laughing.
"Hello girls, you usually have Huang Dian's lesson now, don't you?"asked Manuelie. "I have some news for you, it has been cancelled-"
"Oh no!!Manuelie, were both not feeling too well, please let us go home!"cried Rosechan, afraid that they would have to have Manuelies lesson. Manuelie just looked at her confused.
"If you had let me finish, Rosalina, you would have heard that the lesson in cancelled due to Huang Dian being ill, therefore you have the afternoon off. I hope thats clear."Manuelie walked down the corridor, a grim expression on her face.
"Phew!"said Rosechan.Alicechan giggled at the exasperated girl.
"You worry too much, Rosechan!"

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In her office, Manuelie sat down to have a rest an to think about her position at Wacky High. As german teacher of the school, her position was very delicate. Her lessons could be axed any moment now by the NBC. Seemed that nobody ahd an interest in her lessons. She sat back and wondered what on earth she would do if push did come to shove. She would have to find a job elsewhere, either as a private tutor or as a talkshow host, maybe even be as successful as Peter.

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"Its a pity Huang Dianies lesson was cancelled", said Alicechan.
"Yes, thats a shame, but at least we can go home early now. Hey, i was just gonna go down to the gym to do some working out, wanna come with me Alicechan?"
"Okay," replied Alicechan. They were soon standing by the gym entrance.
"Uh, all the machines are booked," thought Rosechan. "Wheres a trainer when you need one?"
Suddenly, a skinny guy appeared, as if out of nowhere, in front of them.
"Hey, its me, Gym Jim! Im your personal trainer!Uh huh uh huh uh huh". Just as he said that, Babs and Buster Bunny darted past. "Were tiny, were toony, were all the little loony, welcome to the gym!"they both sang out.
"Hey, arent you that guy who served me at lunch? You keep popping up everywhere, when youre most needed", said Rosa amused. As soon as they got in, they saw a familiar face.
"Hello Rosalind, hello Alice, how are you girls?"It was Peter, the guy in his 50s who was the object of most high school crushes.
"Hi Peter!"said the girls."How is your tv series going?Sold many books yet?"
"Yes i have actually, thanks for asking. Im so glad my show is doing so well, for an educational programme that is. Its even pushed OC off first place!"
"Don't tell Jay that, he will murder you!Glad youre ok Peter,"said Rosechan.


Rosechan and Alicechan were on their way home from school.
"Rosechan, im feeling a bit hungry, what about you?"
"Me too, but maybe just a small snack or something.Where shall we go? Shall we go to TGI's, Lalquila, or the Bet Cafe?"
"What about Bombdiggidy's Funky Fried Chicken Restaurant, that new place in town?"
"Oh yeah, heard about that, lets go!"
They arrived at Bombdiggidys, which was a recently built diner. There were only a few customers, a groupd of teenagers with sodas, a couple on another table and a guy reading a paper by the window, eating a burger.
"Hey there! I am Diner Dan, and i shall be your waiter today at Bombdiggidy's Funky Fried Chicken Restaurant." The girls looked at the skinny guy wearing the restaurants uniform with the restaurant's symbol, and saw it was none other than the guy from the Wacky High cafeteria and the gym instructor.
"You keep popping up everywhere, dont you? Thats the 3rd time youve appeared today, can my luck get any better?" said Rosechan. Alicechan giggled.
"So whats on the menu today, Diner Dan?"asked Alicechan.
"Ok! Today we have yak burgers and toufu chips.."
"Yak Burger??" said Rosechan, raising an eyebrow.
"Toufu chips??" said Alicechan, completely weirdified. "I thought this was a fried chicken restaurant, wheres the chicken? And we were thinking of something deserty, actually."
"Sorry girls, chicken's out right now. For desert we have sweetcorn icecream, english breakfast icecream and pizza icecream. We also do coffee and grape soda, but i dont really recommend that. It makes people start seeing pink elephants."
"Dont you have anything normal?" asked Rosechan, clearly weirdified and disgusted.
"Oh yeah, we do have the pink chocolate icecream, for normal tastes."
"Oh, that sounds nice,"said Alicechan, "I'll get one of those please."
"Ok, pal, 2 pink chocolate icecreams, please!" Rosechan told him.
"2 pink chocolate icecreams, comin right up!"

A few minutes later Rosechan and Alicecha were sitting at the bar, enjoying their pink chocolate icecreams. Diner Dan was polishing a soda glass. One of the customers was mrs Banshee, Casper's ghostly teacher. She was reading a paper and had a huge I Scream float infront of her.
"This is nice, sitting here, relaxing, with pink chocolate icecreams,"said Rose. "
"Yup, these are scrabbly yum-yummers! makes you wish we fnished this early everyday," agreed Alicechan. Rosechan's cellphone went off. It was a message from Vic: "watching vids tonight with Beavis and Butthead at my place. You girls want to come?"
"Yuck!Wont he get the message?"cried Rosechan.
"How annoying!"said Alicechan. Rosechan went upto the till to ask for some sugar.
"Sorry sir, i didnt mean to bump into you,"said Rosechan to the man sitting at the bar.
"Thats alright, Rosalina", the man at the bar turned to face her and to her horror, it was none othr than mr. Parkin.
"Oh, mr Parkin, hi!What are you doing here?"
"Hello Rosalina, shouldnt i be asking you the same question?How have you been?"he said in his deep, slow and slightly sensual voice.
"Er, fine,"said Rosechan, grossed out. She turned and went back to her table.
"Alicechan, would you believe it, mr Sleazebag Parkin tried to chat me up again."
"I'm sure he didnt mean it Rosechan, just ignore him."The girls went back to their icecreams.
Suddenly, the peace was disrupted by a man who came rushing into the diner, yelling frantically at the top of his voice,"Its the end of the world! Oh God, the end of the world i tell you!Doomsday!Run everybody!"
Rose and Alice exchanged puzzled looks. People started running about chaotically and screaming. Then they saw the frantic man, and a huge contraption which was out of control which appeared to be chasing after him. It was Mandark's cream dispenser. It finally went into the diner and like the last time, was about to explode.
"Uh oh", said the Scrabbly Gals, "here we go again!"

thar eveningAlicechan was busy with preparing her music assignment. Rosechan had noghing else to do and did something she normally wouldnt. She accepted Vs invitation to join him and Beavis and Butthead.  When she got there they were already watching tv and eating nachos. Beavis and Butthead didnt usually speak to the scrabbly sisters as they were uncool, but this time they didn't seem to mind Rosechan s company and tried to sit as close to her as they could. Seems Rosechan didnt mind either.  Vic was feeling a little put out. An hour later, Stephanie Vics little sis was back from her shift at Starbux. Beavis and Butthead decided to blow the joint and take the girls out that Friday night, who didn't mind joining them. Ironically they completely ignored Vic who had invited them over in the first place, and at that moment he receiveda few calls and answer them-one from his gf cancelling their date and another from his mum, which lasted for about an hour.